It just seems that lately everything that could possibly go wrong has gone exactly that way. I decide to make this an audio blog and then it takes me forever to get the proper software. Then I get the software and the computer craps out on me. Then this. Then that. And so here I find myself with some free time before going on the air (for those that don’t know, I do a weekly radio show) and thought that you VERY patient readers needed an explanation of sorts…

So there you have it.

And in the midst of all of this what else is going on? Well…more of the same, of course. Great to see that there’s not ever going to be a lack of things to be pissed about. Not with this new Democrat-led Congress. I just hope that I can keep my language “PG” on my audio posts. Aw, who am I kidding?

Anyway, my first audio blog will be “live” later this morning. Until then you can check out my latest endeavor - singing for a local band called Primasonic. Here’s our take on the Rolling Stones classic “Paint it Black”…

If you like what you hear and want to hear some more you can go to our MySpace page, where we’ve uploaded 4 tracks from our upcoming debut EP…

More soon…

So yesterday afternoon we’re all wondering what the hell is going on when word of “suspicious” packages found at various tactical locations throughout Boston is all over the news. Boston pretty much shut down and people were seriously worried…and now it turns out to have been nothing more than a publicity stunt for Cartoon Network carried out by two complete and utter idiots.

Watching these two buffoons give a press conference this morning proved to me that people in this country most certainly DO NOT take terrorism seriously. Various talking heads, pundits, and commentators are minimizing this stunt and asking us to “have a sense of humor” about it. The two morons themselves spent their entire press conference talking about 70’s hairstyles (and their own)…never once apologizing for their actions. They were VERY smug and nonchalant about it all.

Yes, I have a sense of humor…but I also happen to believe that one needs to exercise discretion in this post 9-11 age. These jack-asses could have placed their “promotional materials” elsewhere, rather than in prominent places where abandoned packages with wires hanging out might be (and were) taken as a potential threat.

Sadly, though, I think that it won’t come as any surprise to anyone when these two “performance artists” become media darlings…

I have, however, been contributing on and off to the Mike Gallagher Show…sort of. Over the past few weeks I have actually been getting through and talking to Mike on the air. Gallagher has become one of my fave “talkers”, mostly due to his attitude towards callers. When someone is obviously being a complete idiot, Mike doesn’t pull punches and tells them off…instead of placating them and pussyfooting around issues. His show is a lot like mine would be…if I had one.

Well, I do have my radio show but it’s musically-driven and I try to keep politics out of it. After all, my views would not exactly go over well at the radio station that hosts the show…where they preach tolerance while being VERY intolerant of any views different from theirs.

Oh, well…as you were.

Anyhow, I recently wrote a song which is dedicated to every single soldier putting his life on the line to fight this P.C. war. You can listen to it HERE. In the meantime, here are the lyrics:

PC War

Read it in the papers every day
See it on the news
Casualties are mounting
They say we’re gonna lose

(They’re) questioning the reasons
Why you’re even there
It’s of your own volition
But no one seems to care

It’s a PC war———-

Like a walking target
At times a sitting duck
Rules of engagement trap you
But no one gives a f***

You’re winning every battle
Yet they say you’ll lose the war
(They) shower you with pity
Not what you’re looking for

It’s a PC war———-

It’s a PC war———-

I’m trying to keep this band non-political but sometimes things just have to be said…

I suppose that if Jack Bauer can get back into gear and start kicking terror ass again I could get back into writing mode and continue to swat at the flies that surround this great big pile of crap known as the political game…right?

Let me begin by giving you all some updates:

1. I am now (once again) a full-time Dad. That’s right…Jake (14) has come to live with me and I’m super-excited about it all. He just started second semester of 9th grade at a local school and things seem to be going great (so far). He’s an amazing kid and this is what I’ve been after for the past 12 years.

2. We have another new addition to the family - Otis. He’s a 12 week old Boston Terrier who has really made himself at home here at the “zoo”. The little bugger was supposed to be Kate’s…but he won’t leave me alone! Hahah. he’s a Daddy’s boy…and Lulu is a little bit jealous.

3. After over a dozen years I have gone behind the mic once again…fronting a local Denver band called The Det-Sonics. It’s just a group of friends getting together and making some good, old-fashioned punk rock noise but, since I do run a record label, we’ll see where it goes. Right now we’re mainly having a ton of fun…and that’s the important part.

Politics? It’s just more of the same isn’t it? Obama for President? I think not. I cannot bring myself to believe that Americans are so STUPID that they’d vote for an empty suit. Or perhaps they are. What the hell do I know? Sometimes I give people way too much credit when, in fact, all they deserve is a good whack to the back of their heads!

So who am I leaning towards for the ‘08 election? As of now my money’s on Mitt Romney. More on that later…

Getting back to “24″…I think that all Americans should be watching this show (especially this season) and witnessing what will likely happen here on our own soil if we keep fighting this WAR ON ISLAMIC EXTREMISTS with kid gloves and in a P.C. way. Yeah…let’s give these bastards lawyers and afford them the rights that only U.S. citizens should have. Let’s pity them and try to “understand” them. To hell with that! I say (in the great words of “the Spaniard”)…UNLEASH HELL!!!!

Watching this Pelosi/Hoyer press conference also reminded me of how damned SCARY-looking this bunch is. Ewwwww!!!

Oh…and what a bunch of two-faced buffoons they are as well. I’m so SURE that Murtha is as happy as he was trying so hard to look…

Bah…humbug!!!